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Two Simps and a Micraphone

Two Simps and a Micraphone
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NewAre We Turning Into Our Dads?!?

Two middle-aged guys. No filter.

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01Latest episodes

Fresh offthe mic

Season one is rolling. Every episode streams on iHeart.

Newest episodeS1 · E6

Are We Turning Into Our Dads?!?

The older we get, the more familiar we sound. From the things we say to the habits we swore we’d never pick up.

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Running time
59 min
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  1. 05S1 · E5Dumbest Thing We Ever Bought 58 min
  2. 04S1 · E4Dating Now vs. Then 72 min
  3. 03S1 · E3Two Simps and a Micraphone S1E3 (Part 2) 73 min
  4. 80sPart 1How the Hell Did We Survive the ’80s (Part 1) 71 min
  5. 02S1 · E2Things We Knew at 25 That Were Completly Wrong 65 min
  6. 01S1 · E1What the Hell Is a SIMP? 63 min

Episode titles and dates as published on iHeart. See every episode

02Meet the hosts

Two chairs. One mic.

Chair 01

Steve

Official Two Simps and a Micraphone artwork: illustrated Steve and John in sunglasses either side of a vintage microphone
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Chair 02

John

Two middle-aged guys. Real jobs, real stories, questionable opinions.

With backgrounds in emergency medicine, law enforcement, and EMS, we've seen some things—and we have stories to tell.

Between them

  • Police chief
  • ER PA
  • Law enforcement
  • Emergency medicine
  • EMS
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03 The show

Nothing is off limits.

Grab a cold one, pull up a chair.

Two middle-aged guys with a lifetime of stories, questionable decisions, and even more questionable opinions.

Steve and John talk life, relationships, marriage, getting older, health, work, and whatever else comes up.

  1. 01

    Life & relationships

    Marriage, dating now vs. then, and the stuff nobody warns you about.

  2. 02

    Getting older

    Health, work, and the slow realisation that you are turning into your dad.

  3. 03

    Stories we probably shouldn’t tell

    Backgrounds in emergency medicine, law enforcement and EMS. Plenty of material.

  • What the hell is a simp?
  • Things we knew at 25
  • Surviving the '80s
  • Dating now vs. then
  • Dumbest thing we ever bought
  • Turning into our dads
After Hours

The lights are down.The filter is off.

Clock out and hang out. Two Simps and a Micraphone: AfterHours picks up once the regular show is over: no set agenda, no script, just another late-night conversation.

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  1. 05 TWO SIMPS AfterHours S1 · E5The Conversation Continues · 58 min
  2. TWO SIMPS AfterHours S1 · E4 S1 · E4AfterHours S1E4 · 50 min
  3. TWO SIMPS AfterHours S1 · E3 S1 · E3Surviving the ’80s & Going Off Topic · 73 min
  4. TWO SIMPS AfterHours S1 · E2 S1 · E2We Had a Plan… Then AfterHours Happened · 72 min
  5. 01 TWO SIMPS AfterHours S1 · E1The Filter Is Off · 68 min

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  1. 01

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    Your brand, in Steve and John’s own words — read in the booth, mid-conversation, where listeners are actually paying attention.

  2. 02

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  3. 03

    Brand partnerships

    Something bigger in mind? Segments, AfterHours specials, social series — let’s build it with you.

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07 Studio rental

Record wherethe Simps record

Got a show of your own? The booth may be available to book. Tell us what you’re making and we’ll come back with the details.

  • Podcast-ready recording space
  • Set up for video and audio
  • Hourly or session bookings
  • Location, kit list and rates on request
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